Sunday, March 18, 2012

Well, I had a fantastic time at st. marys hospital last night. I had to go in because i had a softball sized lump on my tailbone. It hurt like hell. Quite an experience I had. While laying, er, sitting, and waiting for the doctor, I got to listen to an old lady screaming to GET HER OUT OF THERE, come to find out, she was senile and the nurses told me that she had a prosthetic leg. My suggestion was to beat her with it. Anyways, back to me, So, a softball sized lump you ask? Yes, on my tailbone, a polinoidal cyst to be exact. Ive never had to drop trough and have someone feel on my ass. But, for some reason, It wasnt too bad. The dr sliced that fucker .... what a relief, but, the smell was SO UNGODLY AWFUL.... Trust me people, if you ever get one, they suck. But on a positive note, my ass is freshly shaved.